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Sunday, May 22, 2011

Introducing-- Clown Schlong


So, my title blows. Not only is every other book in the world named Starcrossed but the title Star-crossed: Secrets makes me gag. The more I say it, the more I gag. So, I unveil my new title: Clown Schlong. I can't possibly say that enough. And, to the left, is the new cover. What will he pull out of that hat? If you guessed Clown Schlong, you might be right.

2 comments:

  1. Didn't really feel like I could say "penis" on the internet.

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